1. Nice
"That happened to me once before. I could be above my limit for the day. Well give that one back" (hold out your right stick hand to psychologically urge them into giving it back) "well I think my wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/friends monkeys uncles cousin has it." (Receive card back). I'll be back in five minutes. Please leave this here.
2. Senseful
I had the same issue before, and when I called, they claimed it had to do with the cards they sent out when I received mine. They were sending me another one, but they said it depended on the type of terminal the retailer used. I'll just wait until I get the new card and come back later (under breathe.. "god dammit motherfucking piece of shit HELL") (smile, then depart)
3. Disgusted
"you? You must be fooling me, After EVERY problem I've had with those dreadful credit card companies, and NOW THIS AGAIN! Please give me back the stupid card; I'll cancel it and then I'll be back, dammit (sounds irate and uses the word damn frequently)."
4. Bipolar and paranoid
"OH NO!!! MY CARD HAS BEEN USED BY SOMEONE! Oh my God, what should I do? It's probably one of your employees, so give it back! I saw a show on CNN about this kind of thing; my credit is going to be ruined! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
5. Outraged:
"You son of a BITCH... how DARE you say my card needs to be verified I KNOW there!" I'm a doctor, you ineffectual piece of dog shit, so enough FUCKING credit on the GOD DAMN CARD... I'll fire you for this, you tiny, prepubescent you FUCK! BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, GIMME THAT GOD DAMNED CARD! If it's not the Mercedes leaking oil, it's the Porsche throwing a rod, and if it's not my goddamned worthless brother's wife screwing up the pool boy, it's my wife screwing up the Mercedes!" Fuck it, just give that card back and chow down on a dickey.
6. Sincere "I suppose the credit card company is telling you that your card has been stolen, bro... I'm surprised it's still in use after all these years.. haha call them and see what they say.. tell them I've moved on or something... yeah, the owner of this card is up the creek without a raft to float on, if you know what I mean.. haha well, I suppose I'll be back when I get another one.. oh.. no, I don't want it back dog, just keep it and leave it for some moron to".
"That happened to me once before. I could be above my limit for the day. Well give that one back" (hold out your right stick hand to psychologically urge them into giving it back) "well I think my wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/friends monkeys uncles cousin has it." (Receive card back). I'll be back in five minutes. Please leave this here.
2. Senseful
I had the same issue before, and when I called, they claimed it had to do with the cards they sent out when I received mine. They were sending me another one, but they said it depended on the type of terminal the retailer used. I'll just wait until I get the new card and come back later (under breathe.. "god dammit motherfucking piece of shit HELL") (smile, then depart)
3. Disgusted
"you? You must be fooling me, After EVERY problem I've had with those dreadful credit card companies, and NOW THIS AGAIN! Please give me back the stupid card; I'll cancel it and then I'll be back, dammit (sounds irate and uses the word damn frequently)."
4. Bipolar and paranoid
"OH NO!!! MY CARD HAS BEEN USED BY SOMEONE! Oh my God, what should I do? It's probably one of your employees, so give it back! I saw a show on CNN about this kind of thing; my credit is going to be ruined! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
5. Outraged:
"You son of a BITCH... how DARE you say my card needs to be verified I KNOW there!" I'm a doctor, you ineffectual piece of dog shit, so enough FUCKING credit on the GOD DAMN CARD... I'll fire you for this, you tiny, prepubescent you FUCK! BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, GIMME THAT GOD DAMNED CARD! If it's not the Mercedes leaking oil, it's the Porsche throwing a rod, and if it's not my goddamned worthless brother's wife screwing up the pool boy, it's my wife screwing up the Mercedes!" Fuck it, just give that card back and chow down on a dickey.
6. Sincere "I suppose the credit card company is telling you that your card has been stolen, bro... I'm surprised it's still in use after all these years.. haha call them and see what they say.. tell them I've moved on or something... yeah, the owner of this card is up the creek without a raft to float on, if you know what I mean.. haha well, I suppose I'll be back when I get another one.. oh.. no, I don't want it back dog, just keep it and leave it for some moron to".